Extravaganza Hoax Exposed! Cyclist Feigns Injury to Capture Yellow Hat!After two days of intense investigation, Down River Dave Studeman and Mighty Mini Lynn Turnbull have uncovered a suspected hoax played on Group B (er 2!). More brazen than Bernie’s ponzi scheme antics, Harley Hog Rider, Brian McLeran was secretly spotted fondling this elusive 59” Deer Trout. Having fooled countless well wishers, McLeran stole away on his own to capture the giant fish.
While using his hospital bed as a makeshift Mackenzie River boat, McLeran navigated the canyon section of the Blackfoot River alone and late in the evening, using a special dry fly, fashioned from hospital gauze and suture materials to fool his prey.His inability to let go of the fish resulted in local Missoula paparazzi snapping this shot of a proud but unsuspecting Brian with his prize Deer Trout. They were quick to call DRD – he being a marketing type and with the right press connections to insure that this travesty would not go unpublished. The shame of it all!!
Get well Brian - Love ya! Lynn and Dave
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