Shocking even those of us who are used to his [United Air Lines] antics, Brad "Pinko" Colton (who, along with his long standing partner and fellow '64 San Rafael High School classmate of mine, Rich "Pink Panther" Kotoff started a tradition four years ago of fishing in pink apparel) stunned the otherwise unstunnable (read "hung over") co- Group A members by dressing not only in a pink fishing hat and shirt (purchased from varied sources--no one reputable outfitter would carry this apparel under the same fishing roof!) but also a pink ostrich feather/boa with which he intends to lure (yesterday semi-illusive) fish to his net. The bait worked on land at least, as witnessed by his Doubling Up with the [G]lennon sisters before departing for the rivers. [Don't worry, long-suffering wife Judy, Brad proudly announced post netting the duo that he "practices catch and release dating as well as fishing"--a sign, coincidently given by Glennon Dad to his guide yesterday as a guide gift and from which the scurrilous Colton stole his otherwise would-be witty line.]
Alas, the brazen indignity of it all!
Just reporting the facts as I see them, folks,
RCR
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