Fellow Extravaganzers:
I am pleased to officially introduce you to the mascot of this year's Extravaganza, the newest addition to our Extravagant family--an 8 week old English Labrador retriever by the name of "Ma'am". Seen above at her debut at Extravaganza Headquarters with her new best friend and co-mascot "Sir" the Cocker, with Your Hostess With The Mostess, Kocktail Kathy, as well as with yours truly, this 15 pound bundle of joy (in every sense of the words, btw) spent her first night on site last evening and, as far as those first-night initiation events go, things went just dandy.
Ma'am has already selected from the cadre of soon-to-be-incoming Group A "The Glennon Sisters" (Nicole and Danielle) for her targeted heart-throbbers/caretakers (probably a mutual event, knowing those wonderful two!) and looks forward to chewing on each of you upon your arrival(s). Her targets for Groups B and C are still under consideration, with (i) Lori "The Fawn" Ware and "Shanna Banana"Rodgers in the clear Group B lead, however, and (ii) "Grinnin' Penny" Shawback and Eliza "Da Rookie" Shepard pacing it out in Group C.
"Yes, Ma'am" is now the order of the day at Extravaganza Headquarters, although, starting early this morning your Hostess was more often heard to poignantly state on more than one occasion (with great verbal inflection, I might add), such new phrases as "No, Ma'am"; "Not that, Ma'am"; "Next time do that outside, Ma'am" and "Don't chew that, Ma'am"...BUT she sure sounded polite in the process...yes, Sir!
Best to all in the wonderful preparation for it all,
Rock Creek Ron
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p.s. Ma'am currently is curled beneath my office chair seat, dreaming visions of the soon-to-be sleepless Extravagant nights ahead!
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