The following note was recently received from Group B's Inimical Paul Klass--clearly a rookie and clearly in for an awakening (literally)!
RCR
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I have not received any information on the golf tee times for group B. Personally, I prefer to sleep in, have a few Irish coffees and hit the course about 11:00am. We then hit the 19th hole about 3:30pm for cocktails. Our limo driver drops us off at back base camp about 5:00pm in time to greet the low life fly fisherman and have more cocktails before dinner and more cocktails.
What a life,
Total Planning Concepts, LLC
p.s. Comments to this are encouraged below!
2 comments:
Paul Klass: Thank you for volunteering to be my "dropper" on our first day of fishing the Blackfoot River this year. I understand large Bull Trout have a strong affinity for "seasonal late risers", and your sacrifice may just help me land one of those monsters for entry into the 20-inch Club. Please forward your current weight so I can select the proper rod, tippet and leader. John Gould has offered to thread you with a #6 barbless hook to complete the "presentation". I've swapped our seats on the flight into Missoula so I can personally explain to you not only that "Montana Matters", but also "What Matters About Montana!" (Cliff-notes version: "Golf" is a four-letter word.) Please remember to bring your clubs, as we will use them to slow the boat down while I reel in the large Bull Trout. I've confirmed with the blogmaster that the current water temperatures are ideal for waking you up in time for our pre-dawn departure. Fish on!!
Popeye Hamilton
I've actually only seen one limo in Missoula and it was a late 70's Lincoln driven by a kid with dreads. We do a Prius known as the Green Taxi - will that work?
Susan (parent of filmmaker Julian)
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